I found this in my yearbook and I'm pretty sure it was found off the Internet.
...All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.
...All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets wich reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her.
...The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.
...The Eiffel Tower can be see from any window in Paris.
...A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
...When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill- just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
...If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
...Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning even though their husband and children never have time to eat it.
...Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
...It is not necessary to say hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone conversations.
...All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
...It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
...It does not matter if you heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts- your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one on one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
...Any lock can be picked by a credit card or paper clip in seconds- unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
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