the OH, GOD, KILL ME NOW! picture
Jurassic Park 3
Not Another Teen Movie
Planet of the Apes
Scary Movie 2
Pearl Harbor
DIRECTOR who should hang is head in shame
Keenan Ivory Wayans (Scary Movie 2)
Joe Johnston (Jurassic Park 3)
Gore Verbinski (The Mexican)
ACTOR who should never be given money again!
Mark Walhberg (Planet of the Apes)
Ben Affleck (Pearl Harbor)
Josh Harnett (Pearl Harbor)
Samuel L. Jackson (The Caveman's Valentine)
Kevin Costner (3,000 Miles to Graceland)
ACTRESS who should put a brown bag over her head!
Bridget Fonda (Kiss of the Dragon)
Shannon Elizabeth (Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back)
Gwyneth Paltrow (Shallow Hal)
Tea Lioni (Jurassic Park 3)
Alyson Hannigan (American Pie 2)
will surely always be just a SUPPORTING ACTOR
"The Rock" (The Mummy Returns)
Tim Curry (Scary Movie 2)
Paul Bettany (A Knight's Tale)
Ray Liotta (Heartbreakers)
Tim Roth (The Musketeer)
always a SUPPORTING ACTRESS, never a bride
Tori Spelling (Scary Movie 2)
Kathleen Robertson (Scary Movie 2)
Lacey Chabert (Not Another Teen Movie)
Jennifer Love Hewitt (Heartbreakers)
Shannon Elizabeth (American Pie 2)
SCREENPLAY direct from the bowels of Hell
Wayans, Wayans & Wayans (Scary Movie 2)
Mamet & Zaillian (Hannibal)
Crowe (Vanilla Sky)
Wyman (The Mexican)
Buchman (Jurassic Park 3)
other dis-HONORABLE mentions (I was disappointed)
A.I. - Artificial Intelligence (no plot)
Josie & the Pussycats (bad adaptation)
The Mummy Returns (the rock?!)
From Hell (Sleepy Hollow meets Bones)
Spy Kids (die, kids!)
Recess: School's Out (it's bad at 30 mins.)
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (bad adaptation)
13 Ghosts (too gory, bad acting)
Valentine (too gory, bad acting)
Joy Ride (just...well...crap.)
...go to the theater or local video store to view some not-stupid movies today!
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