First of all, a thank you goes out to DokBrowne for the fall movie previews. Very informative - there's a couple movies on that list that sound interesting. Alright - What I've compiled here is a list of the four Quentin Tarantino movies I've seen and my favorite deranged quotes from them. There are so many other movies that I'd like to list, but I don't have the time to put them all in this article. But I will make new lists in the future.
--by the way, the quote in the title is from General Zod, from Superman II, in case you didn't know
Pulp Fiction - Marcelus Wallace (Ving Rhames), responding to Bruce Willis' question as to whether he's ok after being raped by a man: NO MAN...I'M PRETTY FUCKING FAR FROM OK!!
Jackie Brown - Ordell (Samuel L. Jackson), describing the AK-47 rifle: WHEN YOU ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY GOTS TO KILL EVERY MOTHERFUCKER IN THE ROOM, ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
Reservior Dogs - Mr Blonde (Michael Madsen), defending himself for killing people during a bank robbery: YEAH, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM! I TOLD THEM NOT TO TOUCH THE FUCKING ALARM AND THEY DID---IF THEY HADN'T DONE WHAT I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO, THEY'D STILL BE ALIVE!
True Romance - Officers Dimes and Nicholson (Chris Penn and Tom Sizemore, respectively), talking to Elliot (Bronson Pinchot), after busting him with a bag of cocaine:
Nicholson: LOOK DICKHEAD--IT'S YOUR BAD LUCK WE CAUGHT YOU SPEEDING, AND IT'S YOUR BAD LUCK YOU HAD A BAG OF UNCUT COCAINE IN A--
Dimes (interrupting): IT'S NOT A TINY LITTLE VILE!
Nicholson: --IN A FUCKING BAGGIE!! LOOK, YOU GOT CAUGHT--IT'S ALL FUN AND FUCKING GAMES UNTIL YOU GET CAUGHT--BUT WE GOT YOU--OK, MR. L.A FUCKING ACTOR?--YOU JUST HIT THE BIG TIME!!
Dimes: YOU'RE NO LONGER AN EXTRA!
N: OR A BIT PLAYER!
D: OR A SUPPORTING ACTOR!
N: YOU'RE A FUCKING STAR!! YOU ARE A FUCKING STAR, AND YOU'RE GONNA BE DOING YOUR ONE-MAN-SHOW NIGHTLY FOR THE NEXT TWO FUCKING YEARS, FOR A CAPTIVE AUDIENCE!! AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING--WHEN YOU GET OUT, YOU'LL MEET SOME OLD LADY--GET MARRIED, AND YOU'LL BE TOTALLY UNDERSTANDING TO YOUR WIFE'S NEEDS BECAUSE YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE A WOMAN!!!
D: OF COURSE, YOU'RE ONLY GONNA WANNA FUCK HER IN THE ASS, BECAUSE THAT PUSSY JUST WON'T BE TIGHT ENOUGH FOR YOU ANYMORE!!
N: GOOD POINT DETECTIVE!!!
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