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Horsemen
 
Year : 2009
Country : United-States


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Dancing_P  [ 3.5 ]    [ add to preferred ]    [ email this review to a friend ]

Even Dennis Quaid is not impervious to the guillotine that is straight-to-DVD. While Quaid was busy looking constipated in cash-cow blockbuster GI Joe on muliplex screens, this unassuming little clunker was unceremoniously dumped to video-store shelves.

Jonas Akerlund's second feature-length effort (and second bomb!) stars an uncharacteristically wigged-out Quaid as an overworked homicide detective assigned to a serial-killer case in which the murders mirror the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. April Fool's Day to Se7en's Halloween, basically.

It's obvious that the film has been heavily recut (most obviously in the parts where the film makes no fucking sense, which is many of them) but it's not obvious to what avail. The film is not particularly action-packed, nor is it particularly fast-paced; the editing mostly cuts around the big names in the cast and chops out the little connective bits. If Se7en was 90 minutes long it would mostly be murders and revelations - or it would be Horsemen.

 
Weighted Rating : 6.2
No. Ratings : 1
No. Reviews : 1


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