Your Host   : A_Ratliff   Most Recent Update   : 12 / 2 / 2002 Number of Ratings   : 54 Number of Reviews   : 54 ( 100 % ) Avg Rating   : 7.0 Avg No. Words per Review   : 149.2

Welcome: I am Andrew Ratliff, God's gift to humanity and the one everyone always wants to be around. Okay, that was a bad opening sentence. Just kidding. KIDDING! I'm actually Andrew Ratliff, 19-year-old. I have the body of an old-looking high-school student, the mind of a 20-something, and the cynicism of a world-weary old man. My time is spent indulging my passion for music by either listening to it, reviewing it (on www.epinions.com--search for user Stairway2Drew to find my music reviews), or poorly attempting to play it. I also have a similar affinity for the art of filmmaking, as my writing skills are good enough that I can write a mediocre screenplay and get rich quick, just like whoever wrote "Armageddon". Writing screenplays, some of them straightforward and some of them incredibly avant-garde, is my trade. I live alone. I enjoy Pepsi (the hands-down BEST drink ever crafted), pizza, hamburgers, and food from Wendy's. I have a fantastic CD collection featuring hundreds of rock records. I also have a vast video collection, although my DVD collection is not as impressive, as it consists of a mere three DVDs. (I rent an awful lot, though.) And I'm told I look like a young Jim Carrey... take that as you will. Actually, my last girlfriend described me as "like Jim Carrey, but better-looking." Then she moved to Italy.

 Email : louderthandrew@aol.com